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Navy sailor headed for a serious mission gets benched by a monkey, because animals remain undefeated
A U.S. sailor on the USS Chief was scratched by a monkey during a Thailand stop, proving once again that the weirdest part of any trip is never on the itinerary.
READ STORY ↗Grocery Store Hosts Unexpected Grand Prix in Frozen Foods Aisle
What started as a random Tuesday at Save-Mart ended with three grown adults racing shopping carts and security guards frantically trying to understand the rules of engag…
READ STORY ↗Small Town Elects Golden Retriever as Mayor (And He's Doing Great)
A golden retriever named Mr. Fluffington is officially the mayor of Silly Creek, Colorado—and polls show 94% approval rating.
READ STORY ↗Man Discovers Living in Library Is Actually Free Housing (Libraries Hate This)
Marcus has found a loophole and has successfully lived in a public library for 14 months without anyone noticing.
READ STORY ↗Pizzeria Opens Inside Active Volcano, Somehow Does Well
A restaurant entrepreneur's idea to open a pizza place inside a volcano is impractical and also incredibly successful.
READ STORY ↗Company Bans Meetings, Makes Employees PowerPoint Everything
TechBrains Corp decided meetings were inefficient, so now 47 people PowerPoint their thoughts instead.
READ STORY ↗Small Town Accidentally Elects Golden Retriever as Mayor
A write-in campaign joke turns into an unexpected landslide victory in rural Montana!
READ STORY ↗Man Spends 8 Months Teaching Squirrel to Dunk Basketballs
Harold believed that if he could teach a squirrel to dunk, anything was possible. He was right about the second part.
READ STORY ↗Town Council Votes to Make Pizza the Official Vegetable
A satirical proposal passes with 7 out of 9 council members voting yes — nobody understood the joke!
READ STORY ↗Forgotten 1952 Law Finally Enforced, Man Fined for Whistling After Dark
A small town dusts off a bizarre 74-year-old ordinance and actually uses it!
READ STORY ↗City Council Spends Three Hours Debating Bench Color
A simple playground bench replacement turns into an epic battle of preferences and parliamentary procedure!
READ STORY ↗City Officially Declares Breakfast as Most Important Meal, Budgets $2M for It
After a passionate resident presentation, a town council approves a bizarre "Breakfast Initiative" with real funding!
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