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Absurd News · 2026-04-15

Small Town Elects Golden Retriever as Mayor (And He's Doing Great)

A golden retriever named Mr. Fluffington is officially the mayor of Silly Creek, Colorado—and polls show 94% approval rating.

What Happened

In what started as a joke write-in campaign, Mr. Fluffington—a 7-year-old Golden Retriever—received 312 votes and won the mayoral election in Silly Creek, Colorado (population: 4,200). His actual name is Fluff, but the town's newspaper added "Mr." and "ington" for official purposes.

Mr. Fluffington's campaign platform: "Pats for all. Treats for all. More parks. Fewer cats in town." He captured the hearts of voters frustrated with traditional politics.

Why This Matters

People are so tired of traditional politics that they collectively decided a dog probably couldn't do worse. Turns out they were right.

Deeper Context

The 2024-2026 political landscape was exhausting. People wanted a leader with unconditional love for the community. Mr. Fluffington delivers that literally.

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